- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Oh, go away

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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