- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

scientology.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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