- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

i killed my family

A child walks into a classroom.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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