- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Nickleback.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

j.p. is dumb

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Major League Soccer

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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