- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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