- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Nickelback

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

HURT

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

404 Error: Joke not found

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Pickles

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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