- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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