- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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