What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

whats my name? Matt

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Peas

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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