- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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