Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

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