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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did sally drown cause she was black

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

XD Jackass.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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