What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

c-? men, C-men

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

the NAACP

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Microwave

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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