How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does? 42

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Justin

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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