what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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