Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Cripples are lame.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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