A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

So one time there was this woman learning...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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