- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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