- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

who is awesome? no one...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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