Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

XD Jackass.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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