- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Buzi vagy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Knock Knock. Come in.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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