- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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