cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Anti Joke

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