- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

get in the car.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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