- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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