- Anti Joke

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

hey guys im gay

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.