I read the terms of service.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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