What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

nolan is gay

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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