- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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