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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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