- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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