What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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