- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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