Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Women's rights

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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