- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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