Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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