- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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