- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A man walked into a bar owch

knock knock go away!!!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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