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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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