- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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