- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

copy me and i will kill you

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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