What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Anti Joke

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