what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

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