Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A black man walks out of a police station

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