What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Derp

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

tea with milk?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

can you pass the soap?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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