- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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