- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A fat guy!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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