What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Poop

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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