- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Nuneaton..

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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