I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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wenis

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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