Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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