- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

The WNBA.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Choir.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A women in the kitchen.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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