- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

ask me if im a door yes

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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