- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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