- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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