im telling maguire

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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