Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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lewis=cardiac

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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