- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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