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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Albino African Americans