How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

No soap radio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Adam Chebali has no life

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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