What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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have safe sex

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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