Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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whats black and large -me

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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