- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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