what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Tim likes girls

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why? Why not?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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