- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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