- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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