- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your no better than a cockroach

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Justin beiber..

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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