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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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