Black People

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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willam dafoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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