How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

rent a cops

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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