I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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