noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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