Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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