- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Women's rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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