- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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