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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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