- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I like Pi. It can make circles.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

so...um, yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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