- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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