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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Tim likes girls

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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