A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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LOL

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Knock knock

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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