Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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