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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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