- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Justin's life

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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