Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Anti Joke

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