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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's white and gluey Glue

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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