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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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