- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why Not?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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