- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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