Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Trump will make America great again.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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