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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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