- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Im gay What about you

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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