- Anti Joke

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Penis

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money