- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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