- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Connor is homosexuaI

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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