your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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