- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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