knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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taking out the trash... at night

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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