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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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