why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Anti Joke

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