- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Chris is hairy

you give like i give lomain

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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