What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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dallen loves penis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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hello anomonous

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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