- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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