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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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