What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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PENIS

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I'm hungry.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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kk

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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