- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

The holocaust

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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