Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

homosexuals are gay

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Potassium? K.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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