- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dance is a sport

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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