- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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