- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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