There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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