- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

justin littleton being sucessful

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

I have an erection My mom!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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