- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

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