- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Men

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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