- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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