- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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