- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

where do some birds live in? Earth

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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