What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Kys

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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