- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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