- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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