- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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