What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Immigration Laws

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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