- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Women's Rights.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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