What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Death by kayak

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Caca.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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