- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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