Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Anti Joke

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