- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Female rights.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

All of these jokes are about white people

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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