Irish sobriety

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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