wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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