There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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