Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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